Monday, December 18, 2006

Tricky Bitch

I am a somewhat tricky bitch, ya know. When I need to be.

I have this blog, but because its public, I cannot be totally candid about topics close to my industry. I work with people, they work with other people, yada yada and I can’t insult the wrong person. So while I would like to write things about what I do, I can’t always do that, and further, I cannot necessarily write reviews of movies. Tv shows, etc. Except if they are going to be positive. So, no dirt.

But even within those limitations, I wanted to point something out that I think is a huge discrepancy. Huge.

I always used to say that I don’t watch much television, and while that used to be accurate, its less and less so. There are a bunch of shows I tevo and watch.

They include, in less than random order, The Shield, The Wire, Rome, Deadwood, Studio 60, Ugly Betty (don’t laugh), Entourage, Nip Tuck, Dexter, Weeds, and maybe even a few more (I’ve only seem one season of Lost, which I liked a bunch, and in fairness, I have never seen CSI, or 24, Greys, Heroes, or that thing with the firemen).

Now, the Golden Globes, from the esteemed Hollywood Foreign Press Association, has come out with its nominations for this year.

Any two people can disagree on whats good and what is not. But some things cannot be refuted, I think. Even in entertainment, there are some verifiable absolutes.

So how the hell do The Shield and The Wire get totally shut out. These shows, with some of the best acting (not to mention incredible writing) don’t even get a mentioned from the HFPA. How can that be? I don’t get it.

So yeah, while I cant review a movie or television show (at least a contemporary one), I can at least complain about the omissions of the Golden Globes.

Based on the Golden Gregs here are the awards for the main television categories…of course only based upon the television shows I watch. I can’t do alot about the shows I don’t watch.

Best Show, Drama:
The Shield – Come on, if you have to ask why, you haven’t seen it.
The Wire – Same deal, some of the best acting and most authentic writing on television.
Rome – Great filmmaking in television show.
Studio 60 – I am literally angry when there isn’t a new episode.

Best Show, Comedy
Entourage – The number one guilty pleasure on television. The OC for adult males.
Ugly Betty – And I am straight.
Weeds – If my sister was a drug dealer, this would be her.
Huff- Based on last season, I need to catch up, and there aren’t that many good comedies.

Best Actor
Michael Chiklis, The Shield
Forest Whitaker – The Shield
Jeremy Piven – Entourage
Kevin McKidd – Rome
Matthew Perry – Studio 60


Best Actress
America Ferrara – Ugly Betty
Mary Louise Parker – Weeds
Polly Walker – Rome
Sarah Paulson – Studio 60


OK, lemme have it.

Grumpy.

7 comments:

ab said...

OMFG!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

I've thought exactly the same thing about Weeds...

And I don't deal drugs...

But, if I did, Mary Louise Parker is me!!

LOLOLOL!

Great post, btw, and I agree with everything you said, except, you need to rent the first two seasons of Rescue Me (the fireman show)

I did, and I'm in love with it. Dennis Leary rocks, and I NEVER thought I'd ever say that!

ab said...

Oh, and Ugly Betty is awesome too. (just had to call that out on it's own.)

Anonymous said...

You never saw Rescue Me???? WTF!!!! Buy it, rent it, see it! It's FANTASTIC!

Oh, and see House too. Hugh Laurie is one funny dude!

And this from someone who NEVER watched TV. Now I've been sucked in ...a bit.

Anonymous said...

Ummm... how can you say that the Wire is one of the best acted out there - and not even nominate one guy from it -- its because they are black...isn't it.... and i know you're gonna say that you nominated Forrest Whitaker in the Shield ... but he stopped counting as a black actor once he made that John Travolta Scientology movie...

Grumpy O. Selznick said...

steph - exactly.
dawn- i have issues with that guy. and house seems so stereotyped to me, i havent watched it.
scott- i have no idea what youre talking about. oh, wait youre trying to be funny. haha. funny, i get it,. haha. sorry...

the reason no one from the wire is on my list is because the show is so ensemble-oriented, there are really no leads. no one appears for more than ten percent of the show, practically. it doesnt have stars. watch it and see.

haha. girlfriend (Vague better off dead reference). hahahahahaha. curtis armstrong. hahahaha.

ab said...

Oh, but I'm a much better mom than Mary Louise Parker's character!!

(needed to point that out too!)

Jakenderek said...

Just testing to see if the new avatar works (i knew you wouldn't mind :)